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Marty Simpson Quotes

“Marty was able to accomplish something that not many comedians can…mix a hilarious time with the truth of the Gospel and have it all turn out beautifully.  I would wholeheartedly recommend him for anyone’s outreach event!”

- Brad Killian, Worship Arts Pastor – Brighton Assembly of God Church

“Marty did a great job for us! I also enjoyed talking to him and getting to know him a little – he is a great guy.  We will definitely consider him for the future.”

- John Nelson, Executive to the President – Word of Life

“During a surprise farewell dinner, Marty {Simpson} delivered a personalized stand up comedy. It is unbelievable how he translated deadly boring facts about me into a rapid fire of jokes and comedy. All 50 guests were glued to his lips and listened to his jokes which never crossed the line but were perfectly close to it. He was the star of the night. … I laughed so hard the entire time…26 minutes of tears.”

- Peter Dietz, Managing Director – Mankiewicz Coatings, LLC

“We literally had people fill out a prayer/praise request card the week after the show about how thrilled they were to have seen Marty.”

- Dallas Henry, Lead Pastor First Christian Church – Wilmington, IL

“Throughout my time with Marty, I was delighted with his effortless humor and love for the gospel. I enjoyed hearing him explain why he is so passionate about making people laugh.  I also have tremendous respect for his ability to weave scriptural elements into his routine.  Being funny is easy, but being funny in a clean and respectful manner takes a lot of skill. I look forward to his future projects.”

- Benge Nsenduluka, CP Voice (Christian Post)

Marty Simpson’s stories were so brilliant that I made my mom and dad bring my 15-year-old son to see him perform the next night. His bat story will be his comic legacy.

(See a picture of Marty with Jon Reep and his family here.)

- Jon Reep – Last Comic Standing Winner – NBC

Marty was a huge help in making our Valentine’s Dinner event a great success! I don’t know how often you hear professionalism and comedian in the same sentence but Marty’s willingness and ability to deliver a show perfectly suited to our crowd, and the continuous roar of laughter clearly demonstrated he is a professional of the highest caliber. Given the opportunity, everyone involved in planning our event would not hesitate to recommend Marty to any other church group needing a good laugh, or any other group for that matter.

- Ron Hoppe – Pastor – Lake Norman Baptist Church – Lake Norman, NC

Marty Simpson was such a huge success for our Comedy Cafe fundraising event. Marty had the crowd laughing and through their laughter Marty was able to convey our story and the needs of at-risk teens. Marty helped us raise more money in one event than we ever have in our 40 year history; more importantly he assisted us in presenting a program that still has people buzzing.

- Eric Gillis – Youth For Christ – Rome, GA

Marty had all of our folks laughing hysterically – from children and youth all the way to senior adults. A great night!

- Jason Burley – Covenant Baptist Church – Lancaster, SC

Keep us laughing Marty!

- Carrie David – Front End Audio – Columbia, SC

My husband and I really enjoyed going to Comedy Night in the Vista at The Garden Bistro. Marty was very funny, without having to be crass or vulgar….Profanity Free Comedy is a great way to go! We felt comfortable bringing our teenager and his friends. We recommend Marty’s comedy acts to anyone and everyone!

The food at the Garden Bistro was fabulous. It was a very enjoyable experience. More importantly though, literally everyone dining there that night seemed to be having a really good time, mostly because of Marty!

- Stephanie Griggs Bridgers – – Columbia, SC

Marty performed for our client appreciation dinner. It was so refreshing to have fun, clean humor that everyone could enjoy. Marty sheds new light on our everyday occurrences from children to friendships, marriage to neighbors, and sometimes even the animal kingdom. He allowed us to see life more on the lighter side at least for a few minutes. His Gamecock humor was a real crowd pleaser! We will definitely make him a part of our annual tradition.

- Stephanie Y. Vokral – – Columbia, SC

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